The Dolphin Stephen Colbert

DCP’s appeal to Stephen T. Colbert: please let us name a wild dolphin in your honor
It is common knowledge that the most powerful bipedal land mammal is The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.. But Colbert’s dominion does not yet reach the salty depths of the Earth’s oceans, where ‘sea bears’ (AKA sharks) dominate their weaker-willed marine companions.